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Hahaha. You perverted furfag. You fell for it.

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Which Sonic is better? The old or the new?

Posted by ClydeCanvas Sep. 14, 2008 @ 7:57 AM EDT

The games: The old games are the only good ones. The new Sonic games are lame, cheesy, and PHAIL. They try to cover this up by creating new characters, such as Silver and Blaze, and by copying ideas from Mario games. ( Mario Cart > Sonic Riders [ Why do they need hoverboards is they can run 5 times as fast? ] / Mario Tennis > Sega Superstar Tennis )

The TV shows: The old Sonic show was funny, and even had an educational part at the end of every episode for its younger viewers. The new Sonic show has 4kids homo'ed all over it with its censoring, cheesy diolouge, and pointless characters. The art style was better back then too. The old Sonic had its very own art syle. The new Sonic had to be unoriginal and switch to an anime setting. Sonic may look more sleek now, but something about Sonic and Tail's old art style just clicks.

The character: Robotnik > Eggman

Scratch & Grounder > Shadow

This is because of comedy. The new show is too serious, without funny parts or characters, such as Robotnik, to lighten things up. The old show was pretty much comedy, which is what a children's show should be. Yes, the old show didnt have action, but thats because Sonic targets a younger audience. The Sonic anime has no comedy, and therefore fails as a kids show. ( Dont say its not a childrens show, because it is. Its on 4KIDS which is proof enough. )

Fanboys: I'm pretty sure there are lots of people who liked Sonic back then, but nobody really obsessed over it. Now that the new, lamer version of Sonic is out, fanboyism is through the roof for some reason. This is the biggest reason why I hate the newer Sonic.

If you fanboys are going to yell at me, think about this: The only reason you are yelling is to defend yourself and therefore my theories are correct. Be reasonable and respect other people's opinions.

Goodbye.

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sonicshadow999

Posted by ClydeCanvas Sep. 6, 2008 @ 2:21 PM EDT

Is a complete Sonic fanboy / faggot. He says he is undefeated in Brawl... and if he is undefeated, he must have no life. So he challenged me to a match of brawl... too bad for him I cant hook my wii to the internet. Then got so pissed off for no reason, and started bitching at me because I called him a Sonic fanboy who never loses because he plays as cheap Sonic all the time. If he got so angry, he is only trying to defend himself and therefore what I said is true. Also, sonicshadow999 said that I think I'm so cool because I was making fun of him... but you know what? I'm not cool. I'm that nice, nerdy kid who likes to draw, play videogames, watch flash animation and Youtube poops. I also like internet memes, such as Mudkips, Seaking FUCK YEAH, Weegee, and OVER 9000. He must only be yelling at me because he is insecure towards himself, and therefore needs to grow up and stop acting like a baby. Shadowchao96 is no longer my enemy, we made a truce because he actually turned out to be into the same things I am. sonicshadow999 is my new ( faggot of a ) Sonic fanboy enemy. I cant stand people like him, so spam his page or something if you hate Sonic fanboys. Driving this kid off Newgrounds is the cure to cancer, I'm sure of it. Goodbye and have a good day.

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Shadowchao96

Posted by ClydeCanvas Sep. 3, 2008 @ 6:10 AM EDT

HAHAHAHA! I LOOKED ON HIS NEWGROUNDS ACCOUNT AND HE HAS HIS OWN FURRY SONIC HENTAI! HES SUCH A FUCKING FAGGOT FANBOY ITS ALMOST FUNNY. I BET HE JERKS OFF TO HENTAI ALL DAY... I MEAN REALLY! WHO JERKS OFF TO SONIC PORN? LOLOLOLOLOLOL!

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Sonic fanboys dont read this.

Posted by ClydeCanvas Sep. 2, 2008 @ 5:03 PM EDT

Sonic fanboys are gay. ( LOL! )

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Youtube poop.

Posted by ClydeCanvas Aug. 31, 2008 @ 7:22 PM EDT

Where theres smoke, they pinch back.

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Super Mario Bros Z

Posted by ClydeCanvas Aug. 31, 2008 @ 7:06 PM EDT

I heard he stopped making SMBZ episodes because of all the obsessive fanboys were annoying the shit out of him and bugging him to make more and to hurry up making the current one. Is this true? I'm a huge fan, but I never got obsessive about it...

Great. Fanboys are ruining everything again. Like Sonic.

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Sonic and shadow fanboys

Posted by ClydeCanvas Aug. 27, 2008 @ 5:51 AM EDT

Piss me the fuck off. Theyre name is always like: "DangerTheHedgehog" or something. Their stupid little Sonic fancharacters are all the same. They look exactly like sonic, shadow, or tails, but they just color it a different color and give it a new name. It's obsessive, its annoying, it's gay, and its UNORIGINAL. CREATE AN ORIGINAL CHARACTER, ITS NOT THAT HARD. Stay off Newgrounds and join some stupid Sonic forum where you can talk about your unhealthy obsession with a game character and their stupid Sonic fancharacters. >=(

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Super Smash Bros Brawl: TourneyTards

Posted by ClydeCanvas Aug. 25, 2008 @ 6:06 PM EDT

You know, Somebody who only plays with no items, only on Final Destonation, and with top tier characters?

1st of all, tiers are for queers.

2nd, videogames are not about winning. They're about having fun. And if you cant bypass your silly little rules enough to allow others to have fun, get the fuck out.

Whats the point of a game if you dont have fun?

To all the tourneytards out there, grow up. If you lose because you were hit by an item or a because of the stage, oh well. By playing on the same stage as you, your opponents have the same risk of losing as you do. Its the wide array characters,fun items and wacky stages to play with is what makes the games fun. And if youre not having fun, you might as well as break the disk in half and throw it away.

I'm pretty sure many others agree with me. And so concludes my rant.

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